Rapture This According to a bunch of ancient Mayans, the current civilization that we know and love is going to go up in dust sometime in 2012. People have been predicting doomsdays for years and as anyone who survived the clock rolling over to the year 2000 can tell you, so far it's just been a load of crap. Apparently this latest prediction is somehow more legitimate than those in the past and people all over the world will soon be prepping for the end of time. If you really think this is your last year on the planet, be sure to go out with a bang. Some people will use their potential last year on earth trying to save their souls by donating time and money to various worthy causes. MORE »

MICH Bar: Bleachers Pub & Grill If you're a beer enthusiast and enjoy trying different types of brew, then Bleacher's Pub & Grub in Mishawaka is the place to go. With 30 drafts on tap and over 130 different flavors and brands in bottles you're sure to find one you love! "We bring in beer from all over the country," said Kevin Stuber, Owner of Bleacher's Pub & Grub. MORE »

Open Jam @ Office Lounge If you thought the closest you'd get to jammin' out with a band was playing Rock Band at home, think again! The Office Lounge in Mishawaka gives their patrons a chance to play with a real live band, and you don't even have to pay to do it. "We started doing an open jam at the end of last year and since it seem to be a hit we decided why not offer it every Friday in January," said Barry Harding, Owner at Office Jam. MORE »

The Prowl Something had to give. When rhythm guitarist-singer Memphis Drake, bassist Josh Silveus and drummer RC Tellez concluded their last band wasn't working anymore, only one solution made sense: do something new. "We weren't liking the music anymore," said Drake. "It was pop-rock, you know?" MORE »

News From Around The World Turkey Involved in Fowl Play/Penn Hills, PA: A 15lb turkey was found in the middle of a pile of shattered glass when a restaurant opened after the Thanksgiving holiday but it was no leftover. The wild bird apparently got disoriented and flew through the window, which caused the alarm to sound and police to arrive. No word on what happened to the turkey but the restaurant allegedly invested in a new freezer and is already advertising for a feast next year. MORE »

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New Year, New Tattoo

 A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. "Do you do custom work?" she asks the artist.

"Why of course!"

"Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh."

'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.'

After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. "That doesn't look like them!" she complains loudly.

"Oh yes it does," the artist says indignantly," and I can prove it." With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.

"Well, what do you think?" the woman asks, spreading her legs. "Do you know who these men are?"

The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. "I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"

A Very Brave Man

It was New Years Day and Billy asked his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies. "Billy, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

Billy thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Billy, all household appliances come in white."

9 Annoying Things People Should Stop Doing:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to get up and change the channel manually.
3. People who say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who say "it's always the last place you look". Yeah, I tend to stop looking once I've found it.
5. When people watching a film say "did you see that?" Do they think I paid $12 to look at the floor?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Did they give you a choice?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?